“It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,” said George to his wife as he stepped out of the shower. “Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?”
“Probably that I married you for your money.”
“옷을 걸치고 있기엔 너무 더운 날이군.” 샤워를 하고 나온 남편이 아내에게 말했다. “여보, 이대로 밖에 나가서 잔디를 깎는다면 이웃 사람들이 어떻게 생각할까?”
“내가 당신하고 결혼한 게 돈 때문이라고 생각하겠죠 뭐.”